Every so often, my kids will say something really funny. Gabriel is especially funny even when he doesn't intend to be. Here are a few examples.
Gabriel (11) received some new skate board jeans a few weeks ago. After reading the care tag inside he said:
Mom, even the label sounds like skate board talk! "Wash with LIKE colors"
When my kids were little we didn't celebrate Halloween. One night we were driving home and passed a house that was totally decked out for Halloween with lit archways, skeletons, ghosts, etc. Then 6 year old Gabriel announced to the family:
"That, my friends, is the gateway to hell."
After watching Forest Gump on television, my husband asked Gabriel what the movie was about. He answered:
" It's about a retarded guy who runs 3000 miles"